Azature is known for his ultra lux jewelry creations, and is now bringing his "neo-fierce" luxury to the beauty world. The polish is said to contain 267-carats of black diamonds. Black Diamond is officially the most expensive in the world, beating out Model's Own Gold Rush Couture that retailed for $130,000. Who in the hell is buying this I will never know. I'd rather buy a car. Or a house. Or a pony. Or feed a small country. But hey, that's just me.
If you don't have $250K to spare, Azature is offering a $25 department store version of the asinine polish. Look, Azature, if you're going to be a psycho and make the most expensive and ridiculous nail product ever, WHY make a cheaper more affordable version? That's not what the people want! They want a chip in their nail polish to cost them about 50 grand! Insert an exasperated sigh here. Happy Monday