Thursday, February 9, 2012

An Open Letter to Lindsay Lohan...

You used to be so cute. What happened to you?? Instead of tearing you down like most blogs and gossip mags, here is what I suggest:

  • Ditch those really bad extensions and dye your hair back to red. The platinum blonde washes you out.
  • Stop using cheap self tanner. No matter what, you look orange. There's nothing wrong with being pale, which brings me to my next point.
  • Avoid wearing white, especially with your skin tone and blonde hair. Everything looks the same color and doesn't do you any favors.
  • No more botox, fillers, plastic surgery. You're in your 20's for Christ's sake, there's no reason to keep messing with your face.
  • Sign on to play in a movie and actually follow through with it. Remember Mean Girls? Yeah, that was awesome. Do more movies.
Best Regards,
Makeup Majesty


  1. Cazwell just RT'd your blog and I'm so happy that I found this instead of something ripping her to shreds. She can still get back to good and I have so much hope for this chick. Knocking on wood for her, she's still at the bottom of the slipperiest of slops.

  2. Thank you! I think so too, which is why I get so annoyed. She can do better, hope she pulls herself together soon

  3. you know, she looks great for a 50 year know that she is only early 20s is where the problem comes god, she looks old. poor linds

  4. Oh my gosh when I saw this on my dash I thought the small thumbnail was of her MOTHER looking way too old.. but it's actually her.. so weird.

    I think magazines and gossip bloggers should stop "bullying" her, and just write up something constructive and nice, something like this!

  5. @socialite - I know, I couldn't believe it either.

    @nora - I thought the same, I really thought it was her mother. And yeah, I think people should stop being jerks and actually HELP her.

    @jessica - Crazy right? She used to be such a cute girl

  6. thanks love. if only she read Makeup Majesty haha =)


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